Woody Allen
(1935--) U.S. comedian
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.

Alan James Bean
Spel chekers, hoo neeeds em?

Ambrose Bierce (1842—1914) ,
The Devil's Dictionary
Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete

Översättning: Successfully in business. Cheat.

Dave Barry U.S.
humorist
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.